Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.
Here’s the previous one.
things i need to do:
- clean my room
- get a college degree
- learn how to have healthy relationshipsthings i want to do:
things i actually am doing:
- play with puppies and kittens
- find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
- drive to the ocean
- taking subpar selfies
- running a semi successful blog
- listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix
How is he carrying her? Shouldn’t she go through him???
Because when you sleep, you dream, and in your dreams, you believe in everything.
- 32 chapter fanfict with actual plot before any frick frack happens
- one-shot where the characters are at some public place and then all of a sudden someone’s dick is in someone’s ass
there is no inbetween
Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man
Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to
Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part